March 2012
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February 2012
35 posts
shit dads say: volume 666, part 420
Dad: Where are you going tonight?
Me: A show, a bunch of my friends' bands are playing.
Dad: Is it going to be loud?
Me: Yeah.
Dad: Are there going to be drugs there?
Me: So many drugs.
Dad: ...
Me: I'm going to do ALL the drugs.
Dad: Don't do drugs, you can have fun without drugs.
Me: I'm going to have so much sex and drugs tonight.
Dad: You always say that.
Me: And I always do.
