December 2011
29 posts
Anonymous asked: would you marry me?
Dad: what are you smoking when you go outside? It's not that artificial crap is it?
Me: reefer. No. Im smoking a cigarette. What are you talking about, spice?
Dad: k-2
Me: what the hell is k-2?
Dad: because you don't smell like cigarettes. What are you smoking?
Me: just pall malls
Dad: that's what I used to smoke. The big red pack.
Me: oh hey I smoke the reds too, looks like we finally have something in common.