Some people like what you do, some people hate what you do, but most people simply don’t give a damn.
Hey it’s me. You’re probably pooping, so when you’re done give me a call. Bye
— Overheard: downstairs. my dad leaving someone a voice mail.
If I had one wish it would be to become a cat…
If I had two wishes it would be to become a cat and then be rocket-launcher’d into outer space.
